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Sure, here are a few humorous English sentences and a joke related to astrology:

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「☞八字合婚，提前了解你的婚姻走向」

Humorous Sentences:

1. "Why don't Aquarius go to parties? They have a water problem."

2. "I'm a Gemini. People always ask if I'm schizophrenic, but no, I'm just a twin."

3. "I'm Virgo and I can't handle my horoscope saying I'm too hard on myself – I need therapy for my own therapy!"

4. "Leos are like kings, but when it comes to parking, they're just nobodies."

5. "I'm a Sagittarius, which means I'm always running in circles trying to get to the truth."

Joke:

Why don't we ever see the Gemini twins on camera?

Because they're always playing hide and seek, and it's hard to find them!

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