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The time it takes for police to solve a case can vary widely depending on the complexity of the crime, the availability of evidence, and the efficiency of the investigation. In a humorous English context, you might say:

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「☞八字合婚，提前了解你的婚姻走向」

"Police solve cases as quickly as they can find a 'free' moment from playing video games or sipping their coffee at the precinct!"

This joke plays on the idea that solving cases can be a slow process for some officers due to other distractions.

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